Mama Says - My Ridiculous Personal Quotes of the Week

Welcome to Mama Says  - the things I find myself saying that are sure signs that I am a mama of 5 now...

Mama Says: Post #1 "There are 3 scooters, 3 bikes, and only 2 helmets out here. Who was trying to see if I had time to go to the hospital today?"

Mama Says: Post #2 "If you lay upside down and eat your spaghettios, they will not come out your nose", and more


Mama Says: Post #3 "Cake mix is not pudding. I repeat - cake mix is not pudding" and other quotes

Mama Says: Post #4 Putting 3 Donuts Between 2 Pieces of Bread Does Not Make It a Sandwich

Mama Says: Post #5 Don't Lick My Hand To Get My Attention, Please.

Mama Says: Post 6 - The Sketchiest Contraption In The History of Bad Ideas

Mama Says Post 7 - "Chips Followed By Chocolate is Not Carb Loading, Son", and Other Conversations